Not an English professor
Not a doctor
Not a dentist (being specific here)
Not a squeaker (yes, i'm big on people standing up for their cause with conviction)
Not a herbivore (a definite not this one!)
Not a purist (i love my water coloured and grass brown)
Not a kid / 'man-boy' (*shudders*)
Not a pretentious douche-bag
Not a grammar retard ("then" and "than" are NOT to be interchanged, ever!)
Exceptions to the above "not":
Surgeon can be considered.
Bong too, but that comes tremendously loaded with a lot of pre-conditions.
p.s. the wedding season does this to me..
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