Somehow or other, the Fat-Ass is always an interesting proposition to write about! And this proves it too!
So then, a lot of stuffs have been going around yours truly for the past few weeks. And I sincerely mean an LOT. Both on the work front and otherwise. The 'otherwise' part is also related with the work front, though it is strictly limited to 'not-work' front. Well, I won't discourage you to go on a wild goose chase. To each his own. I've decided to stick with this. Makes my life a lot simpler. And truth be told, I've had enough of complications, and definitely can do with some less. So, why not?
Apparently, "change is the only constant", and not-so-apparently-but-heavily-contested-against "all change is good", which futher draws upon the corollary "whatever happens, happens for the good".
Therefore, let me also start with the change(s) that yours truly had been a witness to in the recent past.
It is, in every right, a major shift, which involved 'uprooting' of quite a few (in numbers) people within a radius of 250-odd kms from one place to another. Oh! And not to forget the major change in status! We are a "sarkari daftar" nowadays. A major (sad) shift towards being "dehaati". Yes, especially the new lot of people who have come in, barring a few (single-digit) exceptions.
Which eventually brings me to Fat-Ass. Yes, I never 'liked' the person, even before the formal association. And my stance still stands unchanged. So, I figured, I have to do what I do best. I can be very evil when I get bitchy. And unfortunately, the person in context here, doesn't know that I'm not the one to be messed with! The person here is the Fat-Ass! Yes. In every possible interpetations that you can make out of this term. He has this "I'm the boss, and you all are mere mortals and I don't liason with you mere mortals, as I'm so very above your league" attitude. Which is horribly contradictory with his actions. Unfotunately actions speak louder than words, sometimes even precede words. And this person doesn't have nor ever had and is neither even attempting to work towards them. Which backfires real bad. And the funny part, everybody else gets it, except the person, resulting in those unspoken yet so glaringly apparent jokes! The Fat-Ass did try to throw his weight around yours truly, and well, I like to be happy and I like to live and operate in peace. so, I didn't create any fuss, as I didn't want to put my dear Boss Lady in any further awkward position (yes, the Fat-Ass managed to do that in his first day) and did as I was told. But, I made sure that the Fat-Ass becomes the butt of jokes accross departments! *Told you, I am evil!*
Also, the universe conspired with me. The utility (read: system and network related stuffs) also refused to comply. And icing of the cake happened when his 'assholery' was made evident by his grace to that one person you never wanna mess with - the CEO's hand! And well well! That was pure vendetta!
And well, I say Fat-Ass not (only) because of my dislike. But because that person is a Fat-Ass. The person was not able to accomodate his Fat-Ass in the chair! So, the Admin had to get a separate chair for him! *That definitely earned some silent laughs between yours truly, the IT guys, the Admin people and of course, the CEO's hand!*
And well, my Boss Lady is a wise woman herself. She puts her education to good and perfect use. So, she also quips in between with "pura sarkari ho gaya ab toh.. har jagah bas potle and papers" in front of the person (the Fat-Ass was previously in a 'sarkari' workplace) in her trademark innuendo style!
The universe further conspired with me. And no, I won't go on in any further details here. I figure, this is enough bitching for one post!
And the Fat-Ass is not here with his fat-ass today! A perfect "yay" way to end the 21 days week!
p.s. : thus begins the period of visits by my favourite people. Yesterday was my ex-CFO. Today is my ex-Internal Audit Head (who was also my Black Love's White partner!)
So then, a lot of stuffs have been going around yours truly for the past few weeks. And I sincerely mean an LOT. Both on the work front and otherwise. The 'otherwise' part is also related with the work front, though it is strictly limited to 'not-work' front. Well, I won't discourage you to go on a wild goose chase. To each his own. I've decided to stick with this. Makes my life a lot simpler. And truth be told, I've had enough of complications, and definitely can do with some less. So, why not?
Apparently, "change is the only constant", and not-so-apparently-but-heavily-contested-against "all change is good", which futher draws upon the corollary "whatever happens, happens for the good".
Therefore, let me also start with the change(s) that yours truly had been a witness to in the recent past.
It is, in every right, a major shift, which involved 'uprooting' of quite a few (in numbers) people within a radius of 250-odd kms from one place to another. Oh! And not to forget the major change in status! We are a "sarkari daftar" nowadays. A major (sad) shift towards being "dehaati". Yes, especially the new lot of people who have come in, barring a few (single-digit) exceptions.
Which eventually brings me to Fat-Ass. Yes, I never 'liked' the person, even before the formal association. And my stance still stands unchanged. So, I figured, I have to do what I do best. I can be very evil when I get bitchy. And unfortunately, the person in context here, doesn't know that I'm not the one to be messed with! The person here is the Fat-Ass! Yes. In every possible interpetations that you can make out of this term. He has this "I'm the boss, and you all are mere mortals and I don't liason with you mere mortals, as I'm so very above your league" attitude. Which is horribly contradictory with his actions. Unfotunately actions speak louder than words, sometimes even precede words. And this person doesn't have nor ever had and is neither even attempting to work towards them. Which backfires real bad. And the funny part, everybody else gets it, except the person, resulting in those unspoken yet so glaringly apparent jokes! The Fat-Ass did try to throw his weight around yours truly, and well, I like to be happy and I like to live and operate in peace. so, I didn't create any fuss, as I didn't want to put my dear Boss Lady in any further awkward position (yes, the Fat-Ass managed to do that in his first day) and did as I was told. But, I made sure that the Fat-Ass becomes the butt of jokes accross departments! *Told you, I am evil!*
Also, the universe conspired with me. The utility (read: system and network related stuffs) also refused to comply. And icing of the cake happened when his 'assholery' was made evident by his grace to that one person you never wanna mess with - the CEO's hand! And well well! That was pure vendetta!
And well, I say Fat-Ass not (only) because of my dislike. But because that person is a Fat-Ass. The person was not able to accomodate his Fat-Ass in the chair! So, the Admin had to get a separate chair for him! *That definitely earned some silent laughs between yours truly, the IT guys, the Admin people and of course, the CEO's hand!*
And well, my Boss Lady is a wise woman herself. She puts her education to good and perfect use. So, she also quips in between with "pura sarkari ho gaya ab toh.. har jagah bas potle and papers" in front of the person (the Fat-Ass was previously in a 'sarkari' workplace) in her trademark innuendo style!
The universe further conspired with me. And no, I won't go on in any further details here. I figure, this is enough bitching for one post!
And the Fat-Ass is not here with his fat-ass today! A perfect "yay" way to end the 21 days week!
p.s. : thus begins the period of visits by my favourite people. Yesterday was my ex-CFO. Today is my ex-Internal Audit Head (who was also my Black Love's White partner!)
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